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Joke of the Day

"guy walks into a bar with a .44 magnum and yells ""who the fuck fucked my wife!"". Everybody's silent for a second, then a guy in the back of the bar says ""you haven't got enough bullets mate"""

"I'm not saying she's worse than my mom... But my wife doesn't seem to like any of my girlfriends."

"What do you call a worried bounty hunter? Boba Fret"

"Did you hear about the explosion in the cheese factory? All that was left was de-Brie"

"Did you hear the joke about the Hassidic jew dentist who only puts braces on every third tooth? He's an unorthodox orthodox orthodontist"

"What goes dot dot dash squeak ? Mouse code !"

"SB50 Panthers and Broncos coin toss Hillary won the coin toss"

"[me as a poltergeist] *putting forks in the spoon section of the cutlery drawer* ooooOooOooooo"

"What's the best part about having sex with 28-year-olds? There are 20 of them."

"A white guy walks into a bar... exam. He passes and becomes a well respected lawyer."