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"A man was on an escalator.. When all of a sudden it went very fast. He arrived at the top, turned around and said.. ""well that escalated quickly""."
"best racist joke ever what do you do when you see a black man with half his face? stop laughing and reload"
"What's the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond? Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money."
"Whats the difference between a Jew and Harry Potter? Harry can escape the chamber."
"New evidence has been found outside the Pistorius home that completely acquits him of his girlfriend's murder. Footprints"
"What do you call someone who has sex for spaghetti? A pastatute."
"If someone posts a picture of their kid on Facebook making a stupid face, I like to comment with, ""Oh, NOW I see the resemblance!"""
"Did you hear about the kindergartener with a bad knee? He needed a kid knee transplant."
"Mitt Romney has decided not to run for president. In other news, I have decided not to become a billionaire or play in the NBA."