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Joke of the Day
"If 50 is the new 30, then Dead is the new 80."
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"Two peanuts walk into an elevator One was Ray Rice and the other was assaulted."
"What's worse than finding a baby in a trashcan? Finding a baby in two trashcans."
"What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones"
"I told my African friends a joke about rain They didn't get it"
"How do you call someone named olaf with ebola? Ebolaf"
"It's funny how you can tell when someone likes someone else, but you can't tell when someone likes you."
"Area Man Discovers New Dimension, Becomes Volume Man"
"I judge Usain Bolt based on his race All of his races, actually."
"The iPhone 6 looks pretty cool, but it still lets people leave voicemails, so they apparently haven't worked out all the bugs yet."