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Joke of the Day

"Rectangle? It nearly KILLEDtangle. ...I could totally write for kids' shows."

"Who won the animal race? The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!"

"Some folks will spend the weekend having fun and enjoying themselves. We call these people ""Single""."

"Why wouldn't the snake go on the weighing maching ? Because he had his own scales !"

"How did the Dairy Queen get pregnant? The Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper!"

"Blind people should not skydive. It scares the crap out of their dogs."

"A man caught me applying chap stick, so I just started eating it so it wouldn't be weird."

"What do catholic priests and McDonalds workers have in common? They both put their meat in 10 year old buns."

"Any shampoo can be volume control shampoo if you cram the bottle directly into your kids mouth"

"How I Crossed the Desert by Rhoda Camul"