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Joke of the Day

"Meow What do you call a cat who watches dirty movies? A purrvert."

"whats better than a pile of dead babys two piles of dead babys and there is 1 in the middle of each piles and they have to eat there way out"

"What do you call Santa living at the South Pole? A lost clause."

"I'm Going to stuff your stocking good.Wink. Wink."

"Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack? Because he only **comes** once a year."

"I don't need a hot tub, I prefer for a mildly attractive tub with a great sense of humor and a good job."

"What is the difference between light and hard? Well, you can sleep with a light on."

"My wife got mad at me because apparently turn on the veg doesn't mean.. Finger her disabled sister"

"Which is the favourite Gorilla proverb? A fiend in need is a fiend indeed!"

"if you can't handle me at my worst is there another preferably more affordable therapist you can refer me to"