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Joke of the Day
"What did the asian couple name their black baby? Sum sing wong"
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"[Fear Factor] HOST: and the first contestant to touch the puppy in front of them will be sent home *camera pans to me already holding puppy*"
"You really shouldn't anthropomorphize in animate objects. They really don't like it."
"Muhammad Ali's epitaph was revealed this morning. Ali ByeBye."
"How much does funeral insurance cost Enough to put you in so much debt you need to dig your way out Alternatively: an arm and a leg"
"If a tree falls in the woods can I stand under it so I don't have to go to work tomorrow?"
"When a friend asks you to keep her pregnancy on down low, you say Mum's the word"
"Why can't Ganondorf use the Internet? There's too many Links."
"I didn't get far in Mario. I thought the guy floating on the cloud was God so I just accepted it when he threw shit at me"
"They don't even serve apples at Applebee's. Or bees."