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Joke of the Day

"The teacher asked Jimmy, ""Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?"" Jimmy replied crying, ""Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that pussy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"""

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"""Who's on first?"" ""David."" ""Cool."" -Abbott and Costello's first draft"