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Joke of the Day
"When a friend asks you to keep her pregnancy on down low, you say Mum's the word"
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"Why did the French chef commit suicide? Because he lost the huile d'olive."
"Teach a man to shake and he will be able to greet everyone. Give a man a shake and all the boys will come to his yard"
"Born on February 29th of a leap year, I can't legally drink till I'm 84."
"What do you get if you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo"
"Dear alcohol, We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter, and a better dancer... I saw the video... we need to talk."
"The other day, I was going down on my girlfriend, I said to her, ""Jeez you got a big pussy. Jeez you got a big pussy."" She said, ""Why did you say that twice?"" I said, ""I didn't."""
"Did you hear about the Agnostic? Did you hear about the Agnostic Insomniac with Dyslexia? He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog."
"GF: Sue at the bra shop said u got some lingerie ME: ... G: Only u didn't give it to me M: [nervously adjusting thong] I'm having an affair"
"nicole kidman please name your next child Teendude"