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Joke of the Day

"They don't even serve apples at Applebee's. Or bees."

"[texting in 1918] *pigeon delivers message* *msg reads: I don't love you* *turns to u* why would u send this? ""it was 6 days ago. I was mad"""

"I didn't want to walk in the woods. But i was forest"

"What's the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? one can wash their crack and re-sell it!"

"Wanna hear something gross about USA? $18.124 trillion"

"Ugh! We get it, sun! You're really bright and shit, now calm down."

"This lady stalks me everyday from work to my home, and i'm beginning to like her People say its just stalk-home syndrome"

"Besides watermelon, there should be windmelon, firemelon and earthmelon. The four elemelons."

"A Jew walks into a BAR.. Passes."

"Farted on my wallet... Now I have gas money."