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Joke of the Day
"Why can't Ganondorf use the Internet? There's too many Links."
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"There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away."
"What I was supposed to teach my kid before kindergarten: 1) phonics 2) writing 3) math What I actually taught her: 1) the dance to Thriller"
"I Hate Christmas! And whoever started it should be nailed to a cross!!"
"Two baloons meet each other in a garden shop... The first one says to the other: Don't go that way, there's a cactussssssssssssssssssssssssssssss"
"Handsome Stranger: Excuse me, but you're.. Me: Gorgeous & you've been mustering up the courage to speak to me? HS: ..blocking the pickles."
"I miss being a kid and playing cowboys and Indians. Now whenever I chase people around with a tomahawk I get arrested."
"How do you know that peanuts are fattening ? Have you ever seen a skinny elephant ?"
"How does Super Mario contact his dead brother? Using a Luigi board!"
"How do big yellow machinery fall asleep. they bulldoze"