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Joke of the Day
"You know what's funny? Lots of shit so lighten the fuck up."
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"[Describing guy who just mugged me to sketch artist] ""He was literally kermit the frog"""
"The first rule of winter sex The one who has a running nose has to be under the other."
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"[2054: We develop cheap cloning technology] [2055: Restaurant opens where you can have clones of yourself serve cooked clones of yourself]"
"Just yelled ""F, YOU GUYS!"" to my students. Another perk of being a music teacher..."
"Don't you hate it when you're typing something and you're thinking about something else so then you subconsciously type what you were tits."
"I've noticed something about /r/Jokes... ...all the comments are very punny."
"I beat my chess opponent in less than five moves with a baseball bat."