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Joke of the Day
"Why did Adele cross the road? To say HELLO from the other sideeeee"
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"What do you call a female alligator? A galligator"
"A priest and a pedophile walk into a bar he orders a drink and walks to chuck-E-cheese"
"My wife wants to lose some weight,so she is doing a lot of horse riding. and,what are the results? for one week horse lost 20 pounds."
"A biker got mad at me today, just because he ran into a stop sign... Doesn't he realize that an open hand means 'STOP'?"
"Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: No-I-Deer Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still No-I-Deer"
"Saw an ISIS poster yesterday It read ""Sign up for ISIS today! Receive free jacket and blowjob!"""
"What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they're both stuck up bitches! Thought you all would like this one."
"So my girlfriend just told me that she needed velocity... Well, her exact words were ""time and distance"" but I knew what she meant."
"What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet."