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Joke of the Day

"Don't you hate it when you're typing something and you're thinking about something else so then you subconsciously type what you were tits."

"Electric Trains Q: What do electric trains and boobs have in common? A: They're both meant for small children, but it's the grown men that end up playing with them."

"This Ice bucket challenge is old Does anybody else remember when The Titanic nominated everyone on board for it circa 1912"

"The U.S. military is like a drunk frat boy. If you really believe it's pulling out before something bad happens, joke's on you, buddy."

"If I set a cheese trap, I'd probably fall for it before the mouse."

"Man buys a cat, finds out cat is fake. It's the cats name... Ba dum dun... Tsi! Thanks folks, I'll be here all night..."

"I once joked about Ebola. Everyone started laughing. It was contagious."

"A three legged dog walks into a bar... He pulls out a gun and says, "" I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw!"" "

"Why do jihadists drink instant coffee? Because they hate the French press"

"The dinner I ate last night is going to give my grandchildren diabetes."