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Joke of the Day

"[2054: We develop cheap cloning technology] [2055: Restaurant opens where you can have clones of yourself serve cooked clones of yourself]"

"I went to a self defence class last night and the instructor told me to ""take him by surprise and attack him"". So when I saw him in Walmart the next day I threw a can of beans at his head."

"When I masturbate at home... I'm at homecoming."

"What did the tampon say to the other? Nothing; they were both stuck up cunts!"

"What do you call a Greek virgins anus? A loophole Credit to Doug Benson"

"What did he green grape say to the purple grape? BREATHE!!!"

"R/jokes Reddit posters are cleaning the earth They are very good at recycling"

"Frenchman in sandals What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Philippe flop I'll let myself out"

"I found a cheap prosthetic arm on Craigslist Secondhand"