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Joke of the Day

"[2054: We develop cheap cloning technology] [2055: Restaurant opens where you can have clones of yourself serve cooked clones of yourself]"

"How do you piss off a really tall guy? First you gotta climb him"

"What's a white racist's favorite food? Klan Chowder"

"An acquaintance of mine said that when she feels down she puts on a skirt that's too short, and it helps. Coincidentally, her wearing a skirt that's too short also helps me when I'm down."

"Had a fight with an erection today... I beat it single handedly."

"I can tell y'all this; it was no black man that came up with the name 'tea-bagging' for that shit. It'd have been something like 'ball-dunk'"

"IAN: Just how do fleas jump so high? ME: Your guess is as good as mine I: I reckon they wear tiny tiny Air Jordans M: Ok I take that back"

"I thought it was good to get a bonus. It sucks getting a bonus chromosome."

"What's the worst thing about being Thai? Everyone automatically assumes you have a small dick, even though you're a female."

"Scientists found there may not be as many benefits to flossing as we thought. Guess none of them have ever been to a party with spinach dip."