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Joke of the Day
"What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire? Udder destruction!"
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"How many /r/The_Donald moderators does it take to change a lightbulb You have been banned from /r/The_Donald for this submission..."
"What is Klaus Teuber's (designer of Settlers of Catan) favorite TV show? Brick and Orety"
"What do you get when you put 20 Meth Heads in 1 room? A full set of teeth"
"What's a comedians least favorite drink? Booze"
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"Reading about how much Daniel Craig hates Bond is like The Pope Visiting Kim Davis all over again."
"Having trouble focusing because I watched a man use a key as a Q-tip on the subway today."
"What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Very, very hungry."
"Yo mama so stupid that..... she tried to stop the cold war with a heater."