52907

Joke of the Day

"I beat my chess opponent in less than five moves with a baseball bat."

"So, I saw the movie Still Alice last night. It's easily forgettable."

"The blind hooker helped me a lot with my allergies She blew my nose"

"This password requires one uppercase letter, one number, [at least] one swastika, the blood of your first born and a bird skull."

"we put a man on the moon but we can't keep him there. he keeps coming back. you stay on the moon. you stay there."

"Did you hear the one about the shrimp throwing a fit? He was just being tempuramental."

"I judge every book by its cover: ""Too smart for me"" is what I say and then look at Twitter on my phone."

"I've just bought a transparent megaphone. Now everyone can hear me loud and clear."

"Why couldn't the Germans make a good vacuum chamber? There was too much gas in them."

"Why was hitler's suicide such a suprise? Because we did nazi it coming"