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Joke of the Day
"I've noticed something about /r/Jokes... ...all the comments are very punny."
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"I bought a retro computer. It came with friends still on the outside of it."
"If you're still undecided on a certain tattoo, try it out first on your baby."
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"Honey you're like my GPS... I'd be lost without you."
"""Que?"" (Spanish Inquisition)"