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Joke of the Day

"Just yelled ""F, YOU GUYS!"" to my students. Another perk of being a music teacher..."

"Alien joke. I feel sorry for the aliens....that live in the third world country."

"Did you hear what NASA said about the asteroid? [OC] ""No comet."""

"It's find it a tough decision to buy the right mattress... I guess I'll have to sleep on it."

"Kids, in my day we didn't have text messaging. We had to write a ""Do you like me: Yes or no?"" note and pass it through 17 mutual friends."

"See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil... Rohypnol."

"I'm confused, why does the Gangnam Style guy want to launch a nuclear attack on the US?"

"If anyone is living vicariously through me, you just bought yourself Flintstones chewable vitamins."

"This Heat is Like a Middle Eastern Dictator... This Heat is Like a Middle Eastern Dictator. It's oppressive, you can't get away from it, and I'm pretty sure we can blame the U.S. for it."

"*snail Olympics* How does it feel? ""Well it took 4 years but I finished the marathon"" And how will you prepare for it again tomorrow? ""What"""