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Joke of the Day

"The first rule of winter sex The one who has a running nose has to be under the other."

"A PS4 and an Xbox One got ran over Off in the distance, we hear the ambulance... WiiUWiiUWiiU"

"The person who creates Taco Bell's menu must be the biggest pothead of all time."

"I was going to make a gay joke Butt fuck it..."

"1992: Girls got undressed for their husbands. 1995: Girls got undressed for money. 2012: Girls get undressed for likes on Facebook and Instagram"

"So I had an unplanned talk with my 13 years old son about masturbation yesterday... I told him it was a perfectly natural thing to do and that he should knock before he enters my room."

"It's great to see that the French finally grew a pair of balls and took down a German Aircraft... but the war ended 70 years ago"

"I had a huge home party last night and I was unpleasantly woken up by a surprise blow job. Next time I'll sleep with my mouth closed."

"Motorist: Why are you crying after giving me that ticket? Policeman: It was a moving violation."

"Why did the boy take a ladder to school? He wanted to go to high school."