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Joke of the Day
"The first rule of winter sex The one who has a running nose has to be under the other."
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"What do you call a smart knife? Cleaver! EDIT: Also Sharp, knew about this one but I like Cleaver better."
"Why did Yellow divorce Red? Because Red Blue Green"
"I'm so glad we could finally reconnect after all these years because I'd really like your help on my virtual farm."
"My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me."
"Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!"
"What's Shakespeare's favorite video game? Sonnet the hedgehog"
"Got one for the guys (semi-nsfw) Here's a joke: ""pussy!"" ............... Don't get it? Well you never will!"
"I Need a Drink"
"What did Mozart tell the terminator I'll be Bach"