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Joke of the Day
"Who should of gotten asphalt? Cleopatra."
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"What do scientists use to measure a chicken's gestation period? An egg timer"
"Him: ""Do you want to cuddle?"" Me: ""Yeah, let me call the dog."""
"Two rednecks are having sex -""Who's your daddy!! Who's your daddy!!"" -""You are."""
"Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement? Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist."
"[at seance] Me: If you truly are a ghost why don't you move this object Ghost: If you truly are a human why don't you get your shit together"
"""WHOM WHOM WHOM""-owl that never gets invited to parties"
"What's the difference between an spam and a personal attack? They aren'tt tolerated on thsi subredit"
"A man goes to the doctor for a prostate exam. The doctor pens the following in his notes ""Patient presented with anxiety""."
"Why does wally wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted."