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Joke of the Day

"A man goes to the doctor for a prostate exam. The doctor pens the following in his notes ""Patient presented with anxiety""."

"Why does the internet always mourn the death of politicians? Because they are always lion about everything."

"Apparently typos only become visible to the human eye AFTER you hit send."

"Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 nined 10."

"It's so cold in Michigan right now. The politicians have their hands in their own pockets."

"Who is the oppostite of Cristopher Walken? Christopher Reeve"

"Did you hear about the magic tractor? Turned into a field."

"What do you get when two lawyers have sex ? A Binding contract that you can't pull out of ... Edit And their are no loop holes other than your client having piercings."

"If Finn hooks up with Rey... He'll be the first Stormtrooper ever to hit something!"

"I went to the club last night... They played The Twist, so I did the twist. They played Jump, so I jumped. They played Come On Eilien... and I got kicked out."