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Joke of the Day
"What do scientists use to measure a chicken's gestation period? An egg timer"
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"I once unknowingly dated a transvestite ignoring all the clues Such as her name being Amanda."
"What do you say to a woman who didn't shave for a funeral? O-bitch-uary."
"Why do hockey players wear so many pads? Because they have 3 periods every game!"
"The first time I took Viagra it got caught in my throat... I had a stiff neck for HOURS!"
"Sometimes I order Domino's but give them Pizza Hut's address. And when they show up and start fighting, just wait with my mouth open."
"Animal testing is pointless. We already know they're animals."
"Doggy style My wife and I haf sex doggy style last night...She rolled over and played dead, and I sat there and begged for it."
"What do you call a person with no body and no nose? Nobody knows."
"My wife came out of the shower and said, ""I shaved ""down there"". You know what that means?"" I said, ""Yeah you clogged the drain again."""