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Joke of the Day
"What do scientists use to measure a chicken's gestation period? An egg timer"
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"What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!"
"If you ever think you're not creative, buy a Bowflex and marvel at the creativity of your excuses not to use it."
"My Wife is refusing to fry any food and is insisting on eating healthier. She is turning into a Kitchen Nazi. She keeps sticking everything in the oven."
"How many bears would Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears? None. He'd eat them raw!"
"Psychic fair cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances."
"What do you call a girl whose profile pictures are only facial close ups? Fat."
"What do you call the operation a woman gets to become a man? Addadicktome"
"If a horse's front legs are traveling at 200mph, what are it's back legs doing? Hauling ass."
"Cows What do you call a cow with 3 legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Donald Trump"