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Joke of the Day

"Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement? Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist."

"Q: Do you know about the book about copyright infringement? A: It had legal binding."

"How do you organise games in Pompeii? Make aedile."

"God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot kill, the courage to blow up the things I can, and the wisdom to not get caught."

"How did the pastry chef do on the donut-making exam? She passed with frying crullers."

"Why can't my girlfriend perform at open mic night? Because she's a cover thief."

"A group of lingerie models were protesting They were met with stiff resistance"

"Texting is a brilliant way to miscommunicate how you feel, and misinterpret what other people mean."

"What did the saxophone teacher say to his student? You have learned well young brasshopper."

"""hello pretty lady."" [i slide down the bar] ""what's your name?"" i say as i casually toss a peanut in my eye."