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Joke of the Day
"Why does wally wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted."
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"My friend who works at the movie theater died yesterday... Funeral services are being held today at 4:25, 5:40, 7:10 and 9:45"
"What is the best part of living in Flint You get free Orange Juice"
"""You're telling me that I'm losing my job because Donald Trump won the election? WHY, BECAUSE I'M BLACK?!"" ""Mister President, we've been over this..."""
"I heard Oscar Pistorius had a hard time finding a lawyer for his murder trial... they kept saying he didn't have a leg to stand on."
"I await the announcement that Trump's running mate will be Charlie Sheen."
"Why doesnt justin bieber shop at Sports Authority? Cause he prefers Dicks."
"What did the blind man say to his estranged friend? ""Long time, no see."""
"got a meat lover's pizza with the Works: freckles, man curds, leeches, clam clits, jowls, blood clots, charred nuggets, gristle, Megan"
"85% of baseball's appeal is good weather and alcohol."