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Joke of the Day
"Who picks up the guide dog's shit No one since they turn a blind eye."
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"Tweets My Dad Shits."
"Doctor Doctor I've broke my arm in two places Well don't go back there again then!"
"How many feminists does it take to screw in lightbulb? It doesn't matter how many you get, because all they'll do is sit around complaining about how misogynistic the use of the word ""screw"" is."
"*I reach for the thermostat* *my dad runs in barking* *neighbor's dad starts barking* *within seconds all the neighborhood dads are barking*"
"Do you ever get the feeling that you're being watched? Because if it's bothering you, I'll stop."
"Jennifer Aniston's dance scenes as a stripper in ""We're The Miller's"" are totally Oscar worthy. Oscar is my nickname for my penis."
"last year, I asked Santa for the sexiest person ever for Christmas.... I woke up in a box."
"who are the shortest people in the bible? The Shuhites"
"How do you make a drummers car more aerodynamic? You remove the pizza delivery sign! Hahahahaaa..ha"