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Joke of the Day
"last year, I asked Santa for the sexiest person ever for Christmas.... I woke up in a box."
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"the Grinch was a religious minority w/ legitimate issues of systematic injustice & economic discrimination & the movie about him is bigotry"
"what's better than roses on your piano? tulips on your organ."
"if you fap on a plane is it hijacking?"
"Tax time is when I'm grateful that I'm detal oriented."
"What's Rick Grimes' favorite holiday? Christmas, Carl"
"Dolce and Gabbana are to be jailed for tax evasion. Looks like someone finally called the fashion police."
"Happy Independence Day Except For Slaves Day!"
"What's good on pie, but not on pussy? Crust."
"I saw two tramps passionately making out in public. So I shouted, ""Get a box."""