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Joke of the Day
"who are the shortest people in the bible? The Shuhites"
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"Patient: Doctor, doctor I don't know what's wrong with me. Sometimes I think I am a wigwam and sometimes I think I'm a teepee. Doctor: Relax Mr. Robinson, you're two tents."
"...People put the punch line in the title Don't you hate it when..."
"Dear people posting pics of things they got for Valentine's Day: Please stop it! Spare us the cheesiness and keep that sh!t to yourself. Sincerely, Single People"
"Engineers To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half empty. To the engineer, some idiots used a glass that's twice as big than necessary."
"What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter"
"What's a balloon's favorite genre of music? Pop."
"Some people say I am crazy Lucky for me, only I can hear them"
"What does Mrs. pancake say when you compliment her on her weight? Thank you, I'm flattened! I made this joke up on my drive home and am very proud of it. You monkeys better find it funny!"
"Yesterday I gave my seat to a blind man Today I lost my job as a bus driver"