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Joke of the Day

"Jennifer Aniston's dance scenes as a stripper in ""We're The Miller's"" are totally Oscar worthy. Oscar is my nickname for my penis."

"""My place is a mess"" - Every girl, ever.... ""Well in that case, I'm not coming in"" - No guy, ever"

"If I actually said how I was doing when people asked me, no one would ask me how I was doing ever again."

"Did you hear about the pornstar that could cum in one second? His name was Juan Mississippi."

"Baby you were beautiful Until your Photoshop 30 days trial expired"

"If you were in a race with vegetables You would need to get a head of lettuce"

"Why do gay barbecues suck? Because the hotdogs taste like shit."

"What do you call a guy who pretends he can speak French? A francophony"

"What do you get when you mix Fascism and Communism? I don't know, that's why I was asking you."

"Did you hear about the Mexican guy who cheated on his wife? It was really sad and now he only sees his kids on weekends."