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Joke of the Day

"When I was a kid, I was told ""If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all."" For the first seven years of my life everyone thought I was a deaf-mute."

"Knock knock ""who's there?"" ""Europe"" ""Europe who?"" ""No, you're a poo"""

"Why did the Jew vote for Obama? Because he promised change."

"My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30am this morning, can you believe that, 2:30am?! Luckily for him I was still up playing my Bagpipes"

"What's the most political particle? *Elect*rons"

"A man walks into a bar ""Ouch!!!"", he says."

"I heard they're testing a new pill for treating erectile dysfunction It's called coxaflopyn."

"How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it? Just another reason to teach your cat to read."

"Thanks for posting another selfie. I completely forgot what you looked like 24 hours ago."

"The joke that made me subscribe to this subreddit: I love being bipolar. It sucks."