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Joke of the Day
"Doctor Doctor I've broke my arm in two places Well don't go back there again then!"
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"Why did John F. Kennedy take a cab home? Because he had too many shots."
"Religion... That is all."
"My wife didn't believe me when I told her I'd built a car out of spaghetti, penne and tortellini... ......You should've seen the look on her face as I drove pasta."
"If Trump wins, I'm leaving the country, if Clinton wins I'm leaving the country Not a political post, I just love to travel"
"You know what kills me? Weapons."
"Went into a five-star hotel to use the bathroom and now it's a two-star hotel."
"He's Trump, he's Trump, he's Trump, he's a little square. He's Trump, he's Trump, he's Trump, whats with that hair? Wierd Al on politics"
"how many straight Vassar men does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Both of them."
"What are your best/favorite anti-jokes?"