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Joke of the Day

"Doctor Doctor I've broke my arm in two places Well don't go back there again then!"

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"What's the new etiquette rule: am I supposed to wait until everyone is done photographing their meals before I start eating mine?"
"What if a man existed w/one hand that's a steak and the other is lobster plus unlimited salad bar? This is the plot of ""Edward Sizzlerhands"""
"what should i do for my 30th birthday??? I'm only 23 but it pays to b prepared"
"How many reddit admins does it take to screw in a light bulb Ill let you know once they get back to me"
"A Jewish Boy Asks His Dad For $20 Surprised the dad says, ""$10 dollars?! What the hell do you need $5 dollars for?!"""
"In Heaven all your lost pets are sitting around waiting to see you again. ""I wish he'd die,"" says Cupcake. They all nod."
"Classic knock knock joke nsfw Knock knock Who's there? Argo Argo who Argo fuck yourself!"
"Bush, Trump, Sanders, and Clinton walk into a plane............... Ouch..."
"Whats the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle? Attire."