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Joke of the Day
"Cooking with Hitler Step 1. Turn on the gas"
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"Since we're doing jokes in bad taste... What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? Halfway."
"What do we want? ""A CURE FOR TOURETTES!!!"" When do we want it? ""FUCK!!"""
"How do you tell the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber? Ask them to say the word **unionized**"
"This dog must been at some wild ass party last night. He still wearing a lampshade around his neck."
"A classic joke I heard from my friend about Hillary Clinton's emails [deleted]"
"What is a gentleman monkey? A gentleman monkey is a monkey that won't monkey around with another monkey's monkey."
"Got a buddy who's half Cuban and half Mexican. Came to the U.S. on a raft powered by a weed whacker."
"Video games and dicks What's the difference between video games and dicks? Video games take longer to beat."
"[NSFW] What did the sperm cell say when it realized it had just been dumped into an ass, not a pussy? Oh, shit."