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Joke of the Day

"Since we're doing jokes in bad taste... What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? Halfway."

"What do you call a limp snake? An ereptile dysfunction."

"When you wish upon a star, planets are being scorched and destroyed billions of miles away but that's okay because YOU'RE IMPORTANT."

"I always assume people with red cars were drunk when they went to the dealership."

"Why did the chicken say, ""In the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit...""? Because the chicken crossed the road."

"Cello Green has T-Rex arms."

"A man was found dead in an ice cream van covered in nuts and sprinkles Police say he topped himself"

"Two unconnected vertices? That's where I draw the line."

"Count Chocula cereal is the perfect combination of breakfast and fear."

"BDSM browsing reddit... Just a dom looking for a sub."