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Joke of the Day

"Got a buddy who's half Cuban and half Mexican. Came to the U.S. on a raft powered by a weed whacker."

"Offensive middle eastern joke. What do you call an arab who wants to be European yet keeps practicing his beloved religion, islam? A turk."

"PS3 messin around I need a picture of a 16 year old girl that is believable, not suspicious. Please don't ask why, I'm just a bit messed up in the brain"

"90s kids won't get this, either ... Psych!"

"I'd rather my son bring home a pregnant girl than head lice"

"Recursion is a curious concept because it can refer to sentences, such as this one, that refer to curious concepts."

"5yo: Why is he crying? Me: That's a teardrop tattoo. 5: Oh. Did he shank someone in prison? M: What? 5: Remind him I want extra guacamole."

"Women are like raincoats. In a box in my attic marked ""raincoats."""

"I would like to thank everybody that stuck by my side for those five long minutes my house didn't have internet."

"What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet? Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)"