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Joke of the Day

"What is a gentleman monkey? A gentleman monkey is a monkey that won't monkey around with another monkey's monkey."

"Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer... Too bad he has never cried."

"If you drop a piano down a mine shaft what key does it play in? A flat minor"

"How does a fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales!"

"I like my coffee like I like my women... Black. Bitter. And preferably farmed by African slaves"

"Did you hear about the cannibal lion? He swallowed his pride."

"All of the world's natural disaster met to decide which one was the worst. Avalanche won by a landslide."

"What is a man's ultimate shame? When he runs into a wall with a hard-on and grabs his nose first!"

"How does Moses make his tea... ... Hebrews it"

"Remember, YOUR God is real. All those other Gods are ridiculous, made-up nonsense. But not yours. Your God is real. Whichever one that is."