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Joke of the Day

"Video games and dicks What's the difference between video games and dicks? Video games take longer to beat."

"I like to refer to Star Trek: Deep Space Nine as... ...""Keeping up with the Cardassians"" -&y"

"Did you hear about the Mexican train bomber? He had locomotives!"

"A friend was telling me about quantum mechanics and I told her how I hate it when the safety seal on ketchup leaves that clear film behind."

"School is just like a boner, it's hard and long... Unless you're asian"

"A punchline walks into a bar. Hello, you have reached the punchline, leave a message after the tone. **beep**"

"Why did the Chicken cross road? With rice."

"What did the depressed, illiterate pepperoni slice say when asked where he was with his life? Well it pizza heck out of me."

"I'd like to stab you now. Please step off my carpet and onto the tile."

"I recommend everyone to go swimming with piranhas. It's a once in a lifetime experience."