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Joke of the Day

"Video games and dicks What's the difference between video games and dicks? Video games take longer to beat."

"Groin cream... Not suitable for those with a nut allergy."

"face down ass up that's the way I like to contemplate the fragility of my existence"

"Nostalgia isn't what it used to be..."

"What does a half-dressed Sikh wear on his head? A subturban!"

"I had to take the batteries out of my carbon monoxide detector. All the beeping was giving me a headache and making me sleepy."

"I started a band called 999 megabytes We still haven't gotten a gig."

"What did the wife cupcake say when her husband asked what's wrong? *Shrugs shoulders whilst turning head up and to the right* ""muffin'"""

"This morning, I was beaten up by a busty woman in an elevator. I was staring at her boobs when she said, ""Would you please press 1?"" So I did. I don't remember much afterwards."

"What's funnier than a turd burg? Two turd burgs, fuck face!"