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Joke of the Day

"What do we want? ""A CURE FOR TOURETTES!!!"" When do we want it? ""FUCK!!"""

"When a kid wants to snuggle it means you're about to get warmth in your heart and an elbow to every single one of your other organs."

"Why is it that whenever there is two women in a profile pic the hot one is always someone else..?"

"Why did ygritte break up with Jon Snow? She didn't want six inches of snow all year long."

"If you can't pee, Urine trouble."

"News flash: Chapters truck caught speeding Police reported, ""It was really booking it!"""

"What do you call a drunk muslim? Hammad. What do you call a VERY drunk Muslim? Mohammad."

"Did you know they were trying to ban MSG? It was called law 13 due to the fact that it abolished savory....I will show myself out."

"What do you call a tight asshole? a noose"

"Why did no one like the cannibal that started eating his own body? He was too full of himself."