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Joke of the Day
"A classic joke I heard from my friend about Hillary Clinton's emails [deleted]"
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"What is the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a drunk bass player? You have to plug one of them in before it sucks."
"My wifes birthday My wife asked me for something that went from 0-200 insanely fast. Bought her a pair of scales"
"My girlfriend agreed to give me a blowjob Oral consent"
"I feel like rock jokes are taken for granite not very many pebble appreciate them."
"My girlfriend's plastic fork broke while she was eating earlier.... ....Just a tine-y bit. (i was so proud of myself but no one else laughed as much as I did )"
"There's 3 kinds of people in this world people who can count, and people who can't count"
"During your interview, try ending every sentence with ""dot jpg"". ""How would you say you handle job pressure?"" --Not a problem.jpg"
"I have a lot of wisdom in regards to oral hygiene. I'd consider myself a flosserpher."
"Any room is a panic room if you've lost your phone in it."