30086

Joke of the Day

"I order to stay in the Navy, I had to take a course in anchor management."

"What's the difference between a joke and three dicks? Your mom can't take a joke."

"How do you tell a Japanese girl you're breaking up with her ? You drop it on her twice."

"What's the worst feeling when getting your prostate examined? Both of the doctor's hands on your shoulders."

"Why did Jesus leave the dance floor? Because it was Hammertime'"

"I'm starting a support group for people who think they are mortgages. The most important thing is for them to realize that they are not a loan."

"Why do you always invite at least two mormons to go out fishing with you? If you invite only one, you'll have to share your beer."

"What did Asian Jesus say before he was crucified? (OC) YORO (You only resurrect once)"

"Squirrels run around like they're being chased. Nobody cares about you. You live in tree. Get a job"

"A guy walks into a bar... Ow!"