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Joke of the Day
"I order to stay in the Navy, I had to take a course in anchor management."
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"What do you call someone who specializes in trains? A trained professional"
"I imagine it's pretty humbling for someone who's literally taking part in their first rodeo"
"What does a guy with a big dick eat for breakfast? Well, this morning I had scrambled eggs, hash browns, a side of bacon, a glass of milk..."
"right-to-die In a right-to-die state the executor has two duties. ""executor"" and ""executor"""
"Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would two people fight over a belt when neither of them are wearing pants?"
"Why is the sand so quiet? Because the waves keep going ""shhhhhh""."
"What kind of tie does a pig wear ? Pig's tie !"
"Let's emotionally damage each other and call it Love."
"What do you call a Blind German? A Not see."