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Joke of the Day
"right-to-die In a right-to-die state the executor has two duties. ""executor"" and ""executor"""
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"Somewhere, a ninja watches ""I Didn't Know I was Pregnant."" An imperceptible smile creeps across his lips. ""Damn right you didn't."""
"""I heard that taking your shirt off can make you appear more aggressive and self-confident."" ""Ok, but we already said you got the job."""
"TIL of a man who masturbated in public for 16 hours straight before police arrived. He was wrist strained."