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Joke of the Day

"What does a guy with a big dick eat for breakfast? Well, this morning I had scrambled eggs, hash browns, a side of bacon, a glass of milk..."

"If you are over 40, it's no longer called masturbation. It's called a system check."

"Go to Starbucks. Tell them your name is Dad. Hide in the crowd. Listen as the hipster barista says ""Dad?..Dad?..DAD?..DAD?!"" & starts crying"

"'90s movie spoiler alert: it's Kevin Spacey."

"How many Catholics can you fit in a habit? Nun"

"Anonymous gets Alzheimer's They sign off: We are Anonymous, we are a legion, we do not forgive, we do not...."

"What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken ? Enough drumsticks to feed an army !"

"What kind of writing makes the most money? Ransom notes."

"I walked up to a windmill and said, ""What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?"" ""...I'm not a big fan."""

"Ronda Rousey in her latest match.. She really did suffer the agony of da feet."