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Joke of the Day
"What do you call someone who specializes in trains? A trained professional"
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"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick Question! Feminists can't change anything."
"What type of pants do Japanese people wear? Nihon-jeans (Nihon-jin)"
"If you could choose between having a girlfriend and owning the new playstation what would be your first game?"
"In a car crash a dog would rescue you. However a cat would pour liquor over your face and testify against you in court."
"I hate it when people ask me where I see myself in 5 years... Come on guys, I don't have 2020 vision."
"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything."
"""Why your stomach is so big""...""That's the baby ... I had for lunch"""
"Why wife accused em of being a transvestite... So I packed her things and left."
"The Canadian military is just a guy named Ross with a flare gun in an aluminum boat."