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Joke of the Day

"What do you call someone who specializes in trains? A trained professional"

"What type of bees make milk...? Boo-bees!"

"I went to a premature ejaculation clinic... ... but there was no one there. Guess I came too early."

"I got sick at the airport My doctor said it was terminal"

"Slipped on black ice today, I thought it was regular ice at first, but when I stood up, my wallet was gone."

"Doctor: I'm sorry to say but you have cancer and Alzheimer's. Patient: Well at least I don't have cancer. - Jackie Martling"

"""Dude, we should swap spacesuits. Just for a laugh."" ""Ha, yeah ok."" [swaps suits] ""Now we sh-"" ""You took a shit in this, didn't you?"""

"[Nerd joke] Yo mamas so fat... That her jiggle physics can break a gtx titan x quad sli"

"What can you say about a car and not a girl/your gf? It's easy to turn on, and even though it's eleven, I still love her."

"Kate Middleton's gynacologist is getting a Knighthood The amount of Royal cunts he's put up with he probably deserves it."