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Joke of the Day

"Let's emotionally damage each other and call it Love."

"My new toothpaste reminds me of the united states next president I can feel the burn"

"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus You only need one nail for the picture"

"Mike: I'm really glad I wasn't born in France. Jim: Why? Mike: I can't speak French."

"A priest asked a convicted murderer at the electric chair: ""Do you have any last requests?"" ""Yes,"" replied the murderer ""will you please hold my hand?"""

"What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline? A milkshake!"

"Some guys think sweaters are sexy, but I don't like girls who sweat more than the usual amount."

"With four days left until the end of the world... I should really try to get better at subtraction."

"Did it hurt when you were circumcised? I don't remember the pain but I couldn't manage to walk for a year after."

"What are eukaryotes' least favorite subject in school? Algaebra..."