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Joke of the Day
"I imagine it's pretty humbling for someone who's literally taking part in their first rodeo"
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"What's a vaccines favorite song? Shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots"
"What did the metric alien say ? Take me to your litre !"
"Two Helium atoms were acting funny HeHe"
"Justin Bieber on the phone. Says he ""won't be coming back to the UK in a hurry"". Well played, Great Britain. Job done."
"Hello! Is it me you're looking for? Hello! Is it me you're looking for? Hello! Is it me you're looking for? (Lionel Richie, speed dating)"
"I got kicked out of Monochromes Anonymous for using colourful language."
"Dad: Why do you smell like weed? Me: How do you know what weed smells like?! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy :("
"18 years ago my 4rd grade teacher said to me ""You aren't shit and you'll never amount to anything.""... I guess it's safe to say, she was a psychic. Wonder if she can predict the lottery too."
"I like my Jews like I like my subway... Toasted."