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Joke of the Day
"What kind of tie does a pig wear ? Pig's tie !"
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"Two guys are walking down the road and they see a dog licking himself. First guy says, ""Boy I sure wish I could do that."" Second guy says, ""I think you should try to pet him first."""
"What do you call an irrelevant elephant. An irrelephant. ^^^I'm ^^^ending ^^^my ^^^life ^^^tonight ^^^boys."
"These people are screaming like they've never seen pompoms on an axe before."
"A lier, crook, and murderer walks into a bar.... The bartender asks, ""What'll it be, Mrs. Clinton?"""
"What's the difference between a gun and a feminist? A gun only has one trigger."
"Why were the twin towers disappointed? They ordered pepperoni and all they got was plane."
"Why does 7 have an odd sense of humor? Because he abused when he was younger.. it's really quite sad."
"MORON Q: Why did the moron throw the butter out the window? A: He wanted to see a butterfly."
"I have a great motto for a sperm bank. You spank it, we bank it."