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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Blind German? A Not see."

"What makes a black joke funny? A grape punch line"

"Today I saw a sign for a suicide helpline on the back of a bus. Wouldn't it be a lot more helpful if it was on the front?"

"Babies make for the worst pets ever, I try to explain to all of the expectant mothers at the grocery store."

"What kind of monkey can fly? A hot air baboon!"

"MY NECK, MY BACK, A STRANGER TOOK MY CAT"

"January 4th is the commemoration of Schrodinger's death... But since he's is in a box, we are not sure."

"I bet you're the asshole that says ""we"" when talking about your favorite sports team like you're on the actual roster."

"It would be great to be born on Earth and die on Mars. Preferably not on the point of impact."

"I'm proud of myself- I just finished a jigsaw puzzle and it only took me 6 months! The box said 2-4 years!"