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Joke of the Day

"Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would two people fight over a belt when neither of them are wearing pants?"

"My girlfriend's ex won't leave her alone. I'd drive there and do something about it if my wife would just give me the keys."

"My wife is gone for the next 3 days, so if any ladies out there want to come over & yell at me to take out the garbage & not have sex, hmu"

"I love watching the wife sleep. Not so much the husband."

"How does a black girl know she's pregnant? When she takes out her tampon, all of the cotton is picked."

"A man and a woman get into a lift Man says to woman ""Can I smell your feet?"" ""No!"" the woman says in disgust ""Must be your vagina then!"" replies the man."

"What was Hitler's favourite animal? Adolphin."

"Shaving with a straight razor takes a lot of courage........ I used to shave my privates with one , but I don't have the balls to do that now."

"I'm not a good cook. At Christmas my family got together and bought me a stove that flushes."

"Not a joke; what your favourite one-liner/wordplay joke?"