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Joke of the Day
"Just one time I wanna see The Bachelor get a cold sore"
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"What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take the meat out."
"I once met a girl with 12 boobs.... Sounds weird. Doesn't it? (takes a while to get)"
"What do you call a Jewish rock band? I want my nickelback"
"Updates status.. no one comments. Updates status again."
"Obi-wan: These aren't the droids Stormtrooper: They look like them Obi: So all droids look the same to you? Trooper: No, I- Obi: Racist"
"ISIS could be considered today's Rocket Power Because they are always blasting away!"
"What's red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion."
"Made a graph of my past relationships I have an ex-axis and a why-axis"
"Who are the most decent people in the hospital? The ultrasound people.!! lol"