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Joke of the Day

"Where does Jane Fonda buy her groceries? Traitor Joe's."

"Saw a guy with three lip-ring piercings on the subway today. Took everything in my power not to attach a shower curtain."

"I heard Reddit likes puns so I posted ten of them thinking at least one would reach the first page No pun in ten did"

"Reports are now emerging from Russia that Putin rode the meteorite while shirtless, steering it away from a box of kittens."

"Whenever me and the wife watch a film, I can always tell if it's going to be shit. She's picked it."

"Did you hear about the unnecessarily large string orchestra? It was shut down due to mass violins"

"There are only two types of guys that don't masturbate Those with no hands and those with no dick"

"You can't out wit a jew but... You can auschwitz him"

"My moral compass must run on solar power, because it never seems to work after dark."

"Why is Boromir such a hit at orgies? Because when he blows his horn everyone comes ;)"