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Joke of the Day

"I heard Reddit likes puns so I posted ten of them thinking at least one would reach the first page No pun in ten did"

"Had to replace the condom I carry around in my wallet yesterday Just heard they have a 5 year expiry date."

"[Pours goldfish into aquarium] You're free now ""Mom? You know those are just crackers, right?"""

"Snowy White and the 7 dwarves... Snowy White and the 7 dwarves were lying in bed feeling happy...but happy didn't like it and got out..."

"Beam me up Scottie! I'm not sure how to work this thing. I have nothing interesting to start with. Maybe a funny joke...Knock Knock!............must have been the wind."

"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One's a crusty bus station and the other is busty crustacean"

"Why does Britain love tea so much? Because tea leaves."

"Have you ever seen the movie ""constipation?"" No? Well that's because it hasn't come out yet."

"Your password must contain a character still living in Game of Thrones ****** Password expired ****** Password expired ****** Password ex..."

"My mum likes mixing drinks But I have no idea why she wanted me to put vodka in cider."