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Joke of the Day

"You can't out wit a jew but... You can auschwitz him"

"Two babys at the birth ward... ...one baby says to the other.""i'm a boy"" to with the other reply:""how do you know?"". the first baby pulls the blanket to the side and says:""look i got blue socks on"""

"Why isn't there a Price is Right porn yet? Nobody's willing to cum on down"

"Retirement is the time in your life when time is no longer money."

"My buddy tells me he doesn't take criticism too well. I told him he should really work on that."

"Did you hear about the hispanic that's been stealing all the trains? I heard he has some loco motives. (Locomotives)"

"Marvel's latest movie franchise follows an aging Peter Parker as he swaps crimefighting for medical studies in Spiderman: WebMD"

"Moses had the first tablet with cloud connectivity."

"What do blondes and computer have in common? You never appreciate them until they go down on you. [Source](http://www.vice.com/kids-telling-dirty-jokes/david-741) edit: computers"

"What if Aliens don't want to visit us because they're all women and they want us to make the first move."